pennsylvania

pennsylvania
1. (Pennsylvania) (2245↑, 357↓)
Better than your state. Sure, the roads suck, but not as bad as parts of Kentucky. Sure, the people can be dumb, but not as dumb as in Alabama. Sure, the weather sucks, but not as badly as it does in Alaska. Yeah, okay, it's a little rural, and you have to buy your liquor in state stores, and there's no beaches, but at least we're not West Virginia. Or Iowa. Plus, the Amish are cool, we make ketchup and chocolate, the Steelers used to be a decent team, and hey\! we've got a town called Intercourse.

Pennsylvania has Intercourse. Your state doesn't.

2. (Pennsylvania) (806↑, 156↓)
The only place in the U.S. in which no matter how small a town is, there will always be at least two bars, even if there is not one other business.

No matter where you are in Pennsylvania, you can at least get a drink, even if you can't buy gas or groceries.

Author: Ashamedtobefromthere http://pennsylvania.urbanup.com/589921
3. (pennsylvania) (666↑, 154↓)
like most states, pennsylvania has two large cities and the rest is dotted with small hick towns. the four seasons in pennsylvania are: 1. almost winter 2. winter 3. still winter 4. construction

where else but pennsylvania can you freeze to death in the winter and die of heat stroke in the summer?

4. (Pennsylvania) (479↑, 103↓)
Literally meaning "Penn's Woods" but better defined by Democratic political strategist James Carville as "Philadelphia in the east, Pittsburgh in the west and Alabama in the middle\!" Middle of the state jokingly referred to as "Pennsyltucky". Home of perpetual road construction and an important swing state in national politics. Powerball lottery state. Actually kinda nice.

If you want to win the White House, you must make a strong effort to win Pennsylvania.

5. (Pennsylvania) (291↑, 80↓)
A powerful state in the Eastern portion of the country. The Keystone State is made up of Pennsylvania proper and its external territories of Delaware and Southern New Jersey (hey, it has a friggin' sinister looking Keystone as its logo). The state is divided into three regions: 1.Philadelphia/East, 2. Pittsburgh/West, and the T- a solid GOP controlled, rural territory that is reminiscent of everywhere in Ohio outside of Cleveland. This state has the dubious distinction of having possibly the shittiest roads in the nation. From farting around outside Uniontown to the '40's era PA turnpike, you will never find shittier roads anywhere else. Also famous for being the home of the Delcaration of Independence, the Constitution, Heinz Ketchup, and freaky place names like Eighty-Four, Conshoshcockton, and King of Prussia (named for a bar).

I was lucky to survive that trip on the PA Turnpike.

Author: Not so super DJ Gennady http://pennsylvania.urbanup.com/39392
6. (Pennsylvania) (221↑, 62↓)
A state in the northeastern United States. One of the first states. Its major cities are Philadelphia in the east and Pittsburgh in the west. Central PA is filled with beautiful countryside and the capital, Harrisburg, also to several Amish farms (go to Lancaster if you want to see a good example). Although PA doesn't have the best roads in the country, it is full of beautiful scenery and friendly people. It is also where our nation began. The Declaration of Independence was signed in Philadelphia, the nation's first capital, on July 4th, 1776. Other significant states to see if you like American history would be Massachusetts and Virginia, correct me if I missed one. I don't know much about Pittsburgh, I apologize, so could someone from Pittsburgh back me up?

I have lived in Pennsylvania all my life and plan to stay here if I don't go down South. Go Flyers\!\!\!\! IN CONGRESS, JULY 4, 1776 The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America "When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation." suck on that, California (and Florida too)

Author: Kevin, a Pennsylvanian http://pennsylvania.urbanup.com/1581530
7. (Pennsylvania) (177↑, 19↓)
this is all in a Facebook group... You know you're from Pennsylvania when: -You've never referred to Philadelphia as anything but "Philly." And New Jersey has always been "Jersey." -You refer to Pennsylvania as "PA." -"You guys" is a perfectly acceptable reference to a group of men & women. -You know how to respond to the question "Djeetyet?" (Didyoueatyet?) -You learned to pronounce Bryn Mawr, Wilkes-Barre, Schuylkill, Bala Cynwyd, Duquesne, New Tripoli, Tunkhannock, Punxsutawney, Tamaqua, Susquehanna, Allegheny, and Monongahela. -The first day of buck and the first day of doe season are school holidays. -You can use the phrase "fire hall wedding reception" and not even bat an eye. -You can't go to a wedding without hearing the "Chicken Dance," at least one Polka and either an Italian song (sung in Italian,) or "Hava Nagila." -At least 5 people on your block have electric "candles" in all or most of their windows all year long. -You know what a "Hex sign" is. -You know what a "State Store" is, and your out of state friends find it incredulous that you can't purchase liquor at the mini-mart. -You own only three condiments "A-1, Heinz 57 and Heinz ketchup". -Words like "hoagie", "crick", "chipped ham", "sticky buns", "shoo-fly pie", "pierogies" and "pocketbook" actually mean something to you. -You can eat cold pizza (even for breakfast) and know others who do the same. -You know several places to purchase or that serve Scrapple, Summer Sausage (Lebanon Bologna), and Hot Bacon Dressing. -One of the highlights of your life was a field trip to Penn's Cave and Horseshoe curve. -You know exactly what to do when your mother tells you to "red up" your room. -You know the time and location of every "wing night" in a 20 mile radius. -You don't think people from Philly or Pittsburgh talk funny. -You don't understand all the hype about Rolling Rock beer; You've been drinking it for years even though Iron City is better. -You consider an exotic vacation to be a trip to Ocean City, Virginia Beach, or Myrtle Beach. -Words like "hoagie", "chipped ham", and "pop" actually mean something to you. -You think very little of an Amish buggy on the road. -You learned long ago how to "step carefully" around the buggy tie-ups in the supermarket parking lot. -You can go 2 weeks in winter without sunshine and think this is normal. -You know that Blue Ball, Intercourse, Climax, Bird-in-Hand, Virginville, Paradise, Mars, and Slippery Rock are all PA towns. -There is no such thing as a "Philly Cheesesteak". It's just called a "Cheesesteak." -You know that Eucre is a card game and not a form of vomiting. -You not only have heard of Birch Beer, but you know that it comes in several colors: Red, Blue, White, Brown, Gold. -You know what REAL potpie is. -You ask the waitress for "dippy eggs" for breakfast. -Your turkey has "filling," not "stuffing," and most certainly, NOT "dressing." -You consider Pittsburgh to be "out west," and you know the fastest way to Philly is the Turnpike. -When it snows, they put cinders on the roads instead of sand. -Know that Yuengling is pronounced "Ying-ling," and believe that it really is a premium beer -You know that a green pepper is not a pepper at all but a "mango". -You have an uncontrollable urge to buy bread and milk when you hear the word "snow." -You live within two miles of a plant that makes potato chips, corn chips, pretzels, candy, or ice cream, or that packages turkeys, beans, or bologna. -You can stop along the road to buy fruits, vegetables, or crafts on the "honor system." -You know that chicken corn soup from a fire house is the most nearly perfect food on earth. -You say things like, "Outen the lights," "I'm calling off today," and "They're calling for snow." -You've heard of distelfinks and hex signs. -You only buy your beer and soda by the case. -You think the roads in any other state are smooth. -You know the Penn State cheer, and although you've never attended Penn State, you are a most obnoxious Penn State fan. -Hearing horses clopping down a paved street doesn't bring you to the window to see what's going on outside. -You never see any Confederate Flags, except on the Gettysburg Battlefield. -You prefer Hershey's Chocolate to Godiva. -School closings due to snow take the radio stations a half an hour to finish, because just about every town has its own school district. -You have the Rolling Rock bottle memorized: "From the glass lined tanks of Old Latrobe, we tender this premium beer for your enjoyment. . . . " -Elect pro-life Democrats and pro-choice Republicans for Governor -Frequently go "with," e.g., "You going to the market? Mind if I come with?" -Refer to something as "a whole nother," e.g., "That's a whole nother issue." -You REALLY HATE antiquers. On Sunday mornings you would scream "Go back to Jersey\!" at least once on the way to church. -When you were a kid and somebody really pissed you off, you said, "I'm gonna deck you\!" -You know the expression, "Hey naw\! Watchya dewin'?" -You know where to buy "Opera Fudge" and that it has absolutely no connection to the Opera. -The only Jewish people that you've ever met have been from New York or New Jersey. -You love the Phillies or the Pirates.

so where are you from? only the coolest state EVER\! Pennsylvania\!

8. (Pennsylvania) (244↑, 146↓)
A nice state on the East Coast. Pennsylvania is divided into three sections.. 1.) Philadelphia and the East are filled with snotty WASPs and JAPs who think that they're sooo New York. 2.) Pittsburgh and the West are filled with ethnic people with hard work ethics (from old steel mill/coal mine days). 3.) Central is an endless piece of nothing, filled with mountains (the Appalachian trail), and Penn State fans. The suburbs of Philly are by far the nicest places in the state, and even on the East Coast. Drexel Hill, Gladwyne, and Wyomissing are the best of course. The roads do suck, it's true, but if you put out the money to attend one of the many private or prep schools in the area, the education you'll receive is top shelf. And you can buy alcohol on Sundays. Also home to the second biggest mall in the country, King of Prussia. (Named after *gasp* the KING of PRUSSIA).

Hey, we're not all Amish... just Lancaster\!

9. (pennsylvania) (108↑, 48↓)
land granted to william penn by king of england. the statue of william penn on city hall has him holding the charter, which just looks like he's holding a boner. home of yuengling, the band cinderella and wawa. better than most people make it out to be. the home of the simpsons.

pennsylvania is much better than new york, new jersey and delaware combined.

10. (Pennsylvania) (106↑, 50↓)
Hmm. No ones brought up the fact that us Pittsburghians have an awesome accent and talk 200 miles an hour. Pittsburghese i think its called. And the scenery is amazing. PA isnt completely taken over by industry, so you can see hills rolling on for miles. And ok, so there are a lot of weird places like Eighty-four where you get absolutely no cable or phone lines (I actually have friends who live there..), but I think the people here are a lot nicer than you think.

Visit PA and take some notes, eh?

11. (pennsylvania) (67↑, 19↓)
I think only people that live in Pennsylvania should be posting opinonated stuff on here,hmm? I grew up next to Wilkes-Barre/Scranton. Yes we have two different Super Wal-Marts and a Super Target. But we also have a couple different Starbucks incase you city slickers come by :) We also have a large array of over populated fast food restuarants,including many different McDonalds restuarants. But we still have Starbucks :DDD Home of the Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins,Pittsburgh Steelers,Philadelphia Eagles,and Penn State Lions. (and for the record,we have an Abercrombie,a Hollister,and a couple different American Eagles. so put that in your pipe and smoke it.) On a side note: We aren't all trailer parks and cow farms,assholes. We have indoor plumbing. I didn't grow up picking up cow crap every morning.

true Pennsylvania girls rule.

12. (pennsylvania) (111↑, 73↓)
Land of one lane bridges, Potholed Roads Going up 800 foot mountains at a 75 degree angle, Amish people, Mountains, awesome scenery, Union love, Confederate hate, and one of the largest cities in the country, Philadelphia.

Pennsylvania is awesome to visit, but it sux to actually live there

13. (Pennsylvania) (89↑, 54↓)
Pennsylvania is underrated as a "shitty hick state". Well I know that may be true of the pittsbrugh area (even though they have awesome snowboarding mountains). Philadelphia is basically a little bit historic town and a lotta bit ghetto nation. Theres at least 2 gang shootings there a day. The suburbs of Pa are really the place to be though. I mean where else do you have rich kids, poor kids, dropouts, 11-year old seniors and drugs galore?\! The weather is as unpredictable as whether or not your parents are having an affair. One day last year is snowed and the very next day the weather was 70 degrees and sunny. When I meet people out of state I usually hear things like, "Do you see the liberty bell every year for field trips?" "Are you amish?" and "Whats Wawa?" Myself, I have never seen the liberty bell and know that amish people wouldn't even go out of state due to lack of cars. As for Wawa, Pennsylvanians know its the greatest place ever invented. The amish are in Lancaster everyone knows that and there arent as many of them as people think. I don't know what to think of northern Pa, I'm starting to think it doesn't exist. I've lived here all my life and have never heard a thing about Northern Pa or met anyone who lived there. If you live there, let me know. As for the shitty roads, In the last 2 years Im pretty sure all the roads near my house have been ripped up and expanded somehow, so basically, yeah. Shitty roads. So far this is the only state I've ever seen where a hick-filled general store (which is awesome by the way) that is located less than a mile away from multi-million dollar mansions. I guess Pa is also notorious for Bam Margera. He makes appearances at Boarderline (a nearby skate park) and a lot of people say hes actually an asshole. The most annoying thing about Pennsylvania is probably Penn State. Supposedly, an awesome school, but obviously, brainwashes its students into obsessing over it. There are so many diehard Eagles and Steelers fans in this state, it is unheard of. Sure, we don't have beaches or hawt celebs, we have shitty roads and our sports teams suck, but we still own all.

Loser: "Dude, Pennsylvania is so lame." Me: "Are there cannibalistic, child-stealing, rocksalt-shooting, circus-escaping, inbreeding clans of albinos in your state?\!" Loser: "..no" Me: "Yeah, thats what I thought fuckface"

14. (Pennsylvania) (49↑, 20↓)
To all of you clueless people who have written embelished versions of what you think my state is, you can now return to NJ and NY., its because of the influx from these to states that property taxes & crime has risen. If you find us in bad attitude it might be because you rude monied people are taking away a simple way of life. For the record NE PA has 2 new beautiful casinos, true roads are deplorable, thats why we in PA would like to see tolls on major highways so that all you NY & NJ commuters claiming part time resident status here in PA pay your fair share.

PENNSYLVANIA MORE THAN YOU IDIOTS THINK

15. (Pennsylvania) (81↑, 52↓)
1. A state where coning is cool. (Coning: i.e. Stealing a highway cone, and placing it on someone's house roof.) 2. A state where the local fundraiser is cow plops. 3. A state where cow-tipping is a considered punishable to the full extent of the law. 4. A state that is home to one of the greatest marching bands EVER\! 5. A state in the United States that has no clue why it keeps losing it's populations (They should check the property taxes)\! 6. Where I currently reside.

Pennsylvania.. It's not grey, unless there is a cold front moving through. Pennsylvania.. We may not have doctors, but we sure do have a hell of a lot of trees. Pennsylvania.. The Amish Paradise. Pennsylvania.. Home of Astronaut, Paul Richards.

16. (pennsylvania) (26↑, 1↓)
I've lived near the Philadelphia area most of my life. I also spent about 6 weeks in northwest Texas, 8 months in Tampa Bay, and the last 5 months in Central Virginia. Compared to all of those, Pennsylvania is awesome. The big city was an hour away, the mountains were about 2 hours from where I lived, and the beach was close enough that we could make a day of it. Philadelphia may be part of a megalopolis, but you don't have to go very far before you're in the country. You get to experience the best of both worlds when you live in PA. Yes, we have attitude, but it's not like we'll never talk to outsiders. We just don't talk to them if they tell us we're all assholes when the farthest north they've ever even been is DC, which isn't even part of the North. We're actually some of the nicest people in the country, we just like to drive fast.

That place is really diverse. It's a Pennsylvania.

17. (pennsylvania) (54↑, 29↓)
Ok yeah, so we have attitude, bad roads, and a lot of hicks. But we have fun. Have you ever been to a field party in western pa? You're missing out. We appriciate our surroundings and make the best of what we have. Oh and we could beat any other states ass. We are tough haha, I love our attitude =)

Pennsylvania may seem lame to those who don't live here or don't know how to party but we always make sure to have a damn good time\!

18. (Pennsylvania) (84↑, 66↓)
Hot summers, cold winters, Cheesteaks (not philly cheesesteaks you non-Pennsyvanian fucks. Yeah the roads are shitty, it's boring to drive to. But hey the beach is an hour away, the mountains are an hour away, Philly is a dump, especially west and north, looks like a bomb fuckin hit it. I live in the east and I'm no snobby fucker like these people say. But I guess PA is filled with a lot of assholes, the South East especially, but I haven't really been to western PA. State College is cool and so is Centralia (there is a mine fire burning underground and you can see smoke and steam vent from breaks in the ground, good daytrip. oh and another thing, people around here say wooder or as you assholes call it "water" damn sounds gay said like that. Home of Rolling Rock, Yuengling, Hershey's, Heinz, Herr's, cheesesteaks, pretzels, bars on every corner, lots of NRA members, Upper Darby High School (my alma mater with a whooping 3,900 fucks roaming around it right now). I think wiggers spread here from New York? Maybe Jersey.

Let's get a case of beer and go watch the Flyers down the shore with wooder ice and cheesesteaks. Can you understand that gay midwest and California?

Author: Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) http://pennsylvania.urbanup.com/652886
19. (pennsylvania) (67↑, 51↓)
its not a state, its a common wealth

driver: i was just passing through state of pennsylvania officer: hold on there. its not a state, its a common wealth

20. (Pennsylvania) (85↑, 72↓)
Nothing has changed in Pennsylvania since the 1950s. The roads are still riddle with potholes, the politicians are still unabashadly crooked, and you still can't buy beer in the grocery store.

Pennsylvania: If your brother-in-law can't find a job in any other state, we'll employ him at the Liquor Control Board.

21. (Pennsylvania) (7↑, 0↓)
Where Count Burns lives.

Mr. Burns invited us all to his mansion in.. PENNSYLVANIA.....

22. (Pennsylvania) (39↑, 36↓)
Possibly one of the most weird places is Pennsylvania. People there are all either Emos or Preps. Not a lot to do except get lost in the woods or go trash a convient store. Sure, we may not compare to most states BUT damn sure as hell we rock. 1) We have three parts. a) Woodsy area b) City area c) Amish/hick/farmy area 2) We have fucking WAWA. YOU DAMN WISH YOU HAD WAWA, EH? EHHHH? 3) We have one of the fucking BEST colleges, Penn State. 4) The people here are all idiots XD Which is funny. 5) Two words: HERSHEY. CHOCOLATE. 6) We're home of all or most emos. And everyone loves emos. 7) Without us you wouldnt have: a) CDs b) Rollorcoasters (They were made in Ohio BUT the idea came from PA coal mines.) c) Once again, Hershey's chocolate. \<3 d) The whole country, we fucking MADE the USA. e) Lightbulbs, bitch. f) Pretty much all Thomas Edisons inventions o.o 8) Pretty much everything good in the world was made in PA. Except Max.. He was made in Michigan. Still not convinced PA isn't ALL bad?.. No? Fuck you XD

Pennsylvania? Oh, that place owns you.

23. (pennsylvania) (8↑, 8↓)
1.Bizarro world where any long stay will trip you up and cause things to go awry,flip upside down and backwards. 2.Twilight Zone

Moved back to pennsylvania last week and now having bad days... the sidewalk tripped me, the wall ran into me, and I got hit by a parked car... It's not even 10am yet\! Can it get any worse? ;-)

24. (Pennsylvania) (6↑, 6↓)
Noun; North-eastern state in the USA, hicks everywhere you look, and better than your state, bitches. Why? Because we've got chocolate, farms, and the longest winters you'll ever see in your life. No, we aren't ALL idiots, it's just that most of the smart people decide to get the hell out before the hick germs contaminate them. And, yes, we DO always refer to it as PA.

dude 1) Hey, you wanna go to Pennsylvania to visit a farm and eat some chocolate? dude 2) No way, man. It's colder than a Russian winter in that hick-hole.

Author: Josephine Goldfinch http://pennsylvania.urbanup.com/5453010
25. (Pennsylvania) (5↑, 7↓)
A bunch of old hicks and amish people in the middle, and tons of black people in pittsburgh and philly, its pretty dumpy but pittsburgh is pretty nice

Bro 1: Dude, lets go to Pennsylvania Bro 2: Alright Bro 1: I heard its kickass Bro 3: I live there, its ok

26. (Pennsylvania) (7↑, 12↓)
A state in which the local residents like to blame outsiders for the problems of their state when it's the lacks of education and discipline of the youth that cause most of the problems.

No honey it's you ignorant tools that sprout your own crime here in Pennsylvania.

27. (Pennsylvania) (1↑, 7↓)
an east coast state located between New Jersey and Ohio. Also knows as the keystone state. Most of the citizens refer to it as PA. The winters can be cold and the summers can be hot. Many children that grow up here later spite their parents for making them grow up in such a boring, secluded place...also can be quite depressing. The steelers fans are the worst and the Eagles fans aren't any better. Its a lose lose situation in PA. There are no palm trees, beaches, and forget about the weather. Its more than likely not going to go in your favor...ever.

Grown Child- I moved to California because its less depressing than PA. I also haven't spoken to my parents since i moved here 10 years ago because living in California made me realize how boring and depressing Pennsylvania.

28. (Pennsylvania) (14↑, 20↓)
Pennsylvania home of the rednecks, prepy rich snobs, drop outs, druggies and your usual outcast, and coal crackers. This state is of course known for it's coal crackers, and that's what they call us. We have huge die hard fans of Steelers, Eagles and of course Penn state. Lewisburg is a nice town right in cetral PA but also filled with rich snobs and the occasional druggies. Then there's Shamokin/Mount Carmel area, we are the coal crackers, trouble makers, rednecks. Accually, every town you pass through in PA has rednecks. The sight seeing is great except for when you pass through most of central PA and all you see is broken down houses and trailers with a bunch of rotting useless crap sitting on proches and in yards. The woods and trees take over most parts of this state. Though take a walk in some of them and you'll see broken beer bottles and left over joints and occasonal mattresses because of course those teeny boppers have nothing better to do. Of course our roads suck, its true. And FYI, never move to a little town called Kulpmont, it's like limbo. It's only a mile strech of passing through, no one ever stops here unless of course they live here. Mount Carmel......is just plain stupid. It's main road is only one way and there's only one way out of the town, and of course, there are no signs that lead you to that way to get out. They want to keep you captive forever. AHHH\!

The four fathers ghost's: How the fuck did this shit hole state Pennsylvania get added? Dumb asses.

29. (pennsylvania) (35↑, 45↓)
philly in the east pittsburgh in the west hick country u.s.a in the middle

if i didnt live in philly, i think id die anywhere else in pennsylvania

30. (Pennsylvania) (13↑, 26↓)
A contradictory, unusual, and perverse state in the Northeast characterized by the following: 1. Three parts: Philadelphia, Pittsburgh, and the conservative oasis 2. Wannabe "metropolitan areas": the Lehigh Valley, Harrisburg, and Scranton-Wilkes Barre 3. Horrible roads that are not only riddled with potholes, but also have the lowest speed limits known to mankind. The horrible drivers make it a packaged deal. 4. Old people. Lots of them. Largest elderly population outside FL and WV 6. Economic disparities. If it weren't for the metro areas outside Pittsburgh and Philly, PA would be at the bottom of the median household income table along with Mississippi and West Virginia. 7. Southern attributes. Pennsylvania is the least Northern state due to the vast amount of conservative, Republican rednecks occupying the greatest majority of land area. 8. Swing state. This is ONLY true because of the Democratic presence outside of Philly and Pittsburgh, that make up the largest percentage of the state's population. 9. Gun-ownership. Nowhere else in the United States will you find more registered NRA members. 13. Economic decay. Many cities in Pennsylvania have lost population and manufacturing bases which attribute to the decline in industrial growth Overall: Don't live in this state unless your near Philadelphia\!

Only Pennsylvania residents refer to their state by its initials.

31. (Pennsylvania) (8↑, 21↓)
An area in the eastern part of the United States that mostly consists of woods, a few roads, amish people, coal mines, and Pittsburg.

Think about it next time youre in Pennsylvania.

32. (Pennsylvania) (43↑, 56↓)
A great place to find Intercourse.

Dude?\! I went to Pennsylvania and found Intercourse on the map . . . then I got wasted in the bar and found it again. Thank God I cut my cock off with a rusty knife after I sobered up enoguh to realize I had just fucked a hill person.

33. (Pennsylvania) (21↑, 35↓)
The most frightfully backwards country in all of the United States. The population consists of scumbags and life ruining fuck ups along with the cheapest and ugliest whores. It's an embarrassment to call it part of the United States and the world would be a better place if Pennsylvania never existed. The people are the plague and it's a decaying carcass that attracts maggots like a magnet. It's the complete opposite of "the friendly state". The majority of the people who live there are nothing but a lost cause. It's a dying, dirty, and dilapidated shithole. It's known as "the other death sentence" for a reason since it's such a dead place.

If you plan on living the good dream life, don't go to Pennsylvania or it will become nothing but a terrible hellish nightmare. You will lose everything and become someone you're not. Your life will get completely ruined and the world will fall apart all around you. If you're not in Pennsylvania, don't come. If you do come then prepare to abandon all hope, for your dreams and good memories will die.

Author: Anti Pennsylvanian http://pennsylvania.urbanup.com/5134343
34. (Pennsylvania) (1↑, 20↓)
One of the shittiest countries in The United States. Although Pennsylvania has chocolate, that makes up for it's shit. Allentown, Norristown, (Lol Chuck Norris?) Philadelphia, and a bunch of other places are all in Pennsylvania. There is every sex disease known in Quakertown High School, so stay away from that. But Pennsylvania does have Dorney Park, which is pretty much 120 years old.

You: Let's go to Pennsylvania\! Your friend: LOLNO THAT PLACE IS SHITTY You: Orlly? Your friend: Yarlly\!

Author: Peanut Butter Marshmellow http://pennsylvania.urbanup.com/5494778
35. (Pennsylvania) (29↑, 51↓)
A fairly wierd place when one moment u can be in downtown Philly then go past w. chester and be in bumble fuck.... a place where the closest anything is atleast 30 min away... a place where there is some damn good chocolate and ketchup and cheesesteaks and potatoes.... and yea so what if our sports teams suck (im speaking of philly here) atleast when they do win or we're playing rivals we will throw snow and mud on the feild in thier defense.... and even tho it is a tired ass boring place to live in... its still my home and i (mostly) love it....

At least we are only 2 hours away from DC and NYC

36. (Pennsylvania) (13↑, 36↓)
A state in the Northeast that is an abosolute waste of land. Pennsylvania all it has is coal corn and cities nothing else. Let me give you some advice if you want to be a big state of shit go be greedy somewhere else.

Loser 1: You want to go to an cornfield Prince Sade: Hell NO\!\!\! y would i want to do that Loser 1: You want to be Fat Prince Sade: No shut up\! Pennsylvania Loser 1: You want some COAL Prince Sade: \>:( What the Hell is worng with you

37. (pennsylvania) (40↑, 64↓)
my great state. 1 that has to divided into 3 different parts: 1) Philly and the East are filled with snotty WASPs who think they're new york; 2) Pittsburgh and the West are filled with ethnic people with hard work ethics (from old steel mill/coal mine days), and the Burgh is in close relations with Cleveland and Buffalo; 3)The Center is an endless piece of nothing, filled with mountains and shitty penn state fans (go pitt\!). pa's 2 most famous features are its crappy roads and its diehard sports fans (pittsburgh fans destroy philly fans any day)

Pennsylvania may have issues, but its my home state, and i couldnt imagine living anywhere else

38. (pennsylvania) (22↑, 47↓)
A nice state on the east coast where it probably sucks to live, unless you live in the southeast like I do. (and I DON'T mean Philly) The suburbs of Philly are the nicest places in the world, Drexel Hill and the Main Line being the best of course. The roads do suck it's true, but if you put out the money to attend one of the many prep schools in the area, the education you'll receive it top shelf. And you can buy alcohol on Sundays. Also home to the second biggest mall in the country, King of Prussia. (named after *gasp* the KING of PRUSSIA)

If you stay in the Southeast, where there are dentists, schools like Notre Dame, The Prep, Merion, Villa, LaSalle, Devon, Sacred Heart, and Malvern, as well as KOP, you're good

39. (pennsylvania) (21↑, 48↓)
Rust belt state. Roads are pretty bad in general. Houses are old and usually stack on top of each other, even in the small towns. Little population growth. Many western PA counties and cities have been losing people since the 1930's. PA people are well... there seems to be more assholes than nice people. But overall the state is pretty with lots of hills, especially in the western part. It's very similar to many Appalachain states, (yes, we have our share of hillbillies too) but the cities and houses are alot older and the people aren't quite as nice. PA native here so I know. The smart people move out before they turn 30. I am moving out of this state SOON. Why anyone would move here is a mystery to me.

Welcome to Pennsylvania, the grittiest/roughest state north of the Mason Dixon Line.

40. (Pennsylvania) (10↑, 40↓)
Translates into "Penn's Woods." Pittsburgh on the west, with Philadelphia on the east and Alabama in the middle. This state is part of the Apallachain Mountains and is hilly all over. It has the most rednecks of any northern state. It also has the highest Amish population in the U.S. It's a nice state to visit but you probably wouldn't want to live there. Nice places to visit in PA include Hershey Park in Hershey, the Liberty Bell, the Phily Mint, the U.S. Constitution Center, Independence Hall, the Betsy Ross House, the Philadelphia Art Museum and the Franklin Institute. PA is the birthplace of America and is where the Declaration of Independence and Constitution were drafted in Philadelphia. When driving through Pennsylvania, you will quickly notice how idyllic it is. But you wouldnt necessarily want to live in this state. It's Rust Belt central where its cities of all sizes have been plagued by job losses in heavy manufacturing. It is not uncommon to see numerous Pennsylvania river towns plagued by air pollution due to their steel plants, especially in western Pennsylvania. The roads are also bad, especially in small towns. The roads are old, narrow and undermaintained. Even Interstates 80, 70 and 76 have no shoulder at all, so you better hope your car doesn't break down. PA probabaly has more potholes than any state, except Michigan.

Pennsylvania is a lovely, picturesque state to drive through but thats the only good thing about this state. I would NEVER live there.

41. (Pennsylvania) (19↑, 50↓)
state with crappy roads and a town called Intercourse; the only good things about it are the sports teams of Pittsburgh; only state where people call their state by its abreviation (people commonly say "we are visiting from PA", not "we are visiting from Pennsylvania")

The Pittsburgh Steelers are the greatest thing in Pennsylvania.

42. (Pennsylvania) (12↑, 45↓)
Cold as hell expecially when you live in Pittsburgh- It usually sucks. But hey- the skiing/boarding is good.

Pennsylvania sucks when its -25 degrees there.

43. (Pennsylvania) (8↑, 42↓)
Worst state ever. End of story.

You: Mom, what's the worst state ever? Answer: Pennsylvania

44. (pennsylvania) (14↑, 52↓)
Where what some consider the happiest people in America (the Amish) almost never show it, where the "gay Dutch" hate gays, where you can't find anything to eat between Philadelphia airport and Lancaster, where it takes a year to get a farmer at a market you see two or three times a week to make conversation with you, and where you get fat, get gray, and die. I gained 30 pounds in three years. Probably the snack capital of the country, with no park districts I've seen to walk those calories off (that would require foresight, education, and civic planning). None of the middle age folk I got to know gave me any sense they liked me 'til I was moving. Go ahead, fall in love with it in December, 'cause most of PA was made for Christmas (farmhouse kitsch, anyone?), but for culture's sake, don't move there. The reverse of Narnia, it's always Christmas in Pennsyltucky, but never charmed. Even an instutution as powerful, monied, dispursed, and excellent as Penn State can't address the ignorance of the populace. Trust me. If you don't have an AARP card, don't move there.

Philadelphia hip-hoppers The Roots celebrate their city's heritage, but they get to leave Pennsylvania on tour. Home of Constitution Hall, the Pennsylvania of today hasn't seen a civil liberty it didn't try to eradicate at the polls.

45. (Pennsylvania) (26↑, 68↓)
The state that is the epicenter for much noteworthy United States history and home to many of the nation's great pizza shops. It is also one of the few states where you can't buy alcohol in grocery stores (or buy alcohol on Sundays, period). The roads are arguably the worst on the planet, the speed limits are low, and the weather is famous for its ability to go from kick-ass to suck-ass in 5 minutes flat, and stay that way for decades on end. The education system is poor, most citizens are missing teeth, the major cities are shot to hell and crime-ridden, and daily drug murders happen in every town between Philadelphia and New York.

Fuck this place, I'm moving to Arizona.

46. (Pennsylvania) (16↑, 60↓)
It's a state that every single person from the internet that I talk to is from. The people there seem to think that they're state is hotter, has more farms, and has more road construction than any other state. They should try living in a [midwest]ern state, like [Iowa].

I'm from Pennsylvania\! Me too\! So am I\! I'm from State College. I hate living in Pennsylvania. There's too many farms and the roads are always under construction and it's 165°F every day.

Author: A guy not from any eastern state http://pennsylvania.urbanup.com/1395690
47. (Pennsylvania) (10↑, 57↓)
part of the east coast's infamous "emo trio" (NJ, PA, MD/DC) from which a lot of the country's best emo bands come. also a lot of the country's crappiest, but oh-bloody-well.

Jacob's heart-wrenching voice and lyrics are making an appearance up in PA this weekend...anyone interested?

48. (pennsylvania) (25↑, 73↓)
HICK COUNTRY USA\! all of us go to new jersey for everything...cow tipping is cool though

pennsylvania...red neck world

49. (pennsylvania) (21↑, 69↓)
Land of the amish, hershey chocolate, M&M mars, and horrible, horrible roads. Nothing worthwhile came from this state, save the chocolate. A simple explanation can be given: It's the state next to New Jersey.

We've been spending most our lives livin' in an amish paradise.

50. (pennsylvania) (44↑, 93↓)
pennsylvania means "penns woods" after william penn but that meaning is inaccurate. it should mean "penns hell hole" its extremely boring with nothing good to do and the people who live there suck. especially poeple from the lehigh valley.

i live in pennsylvania so i want to kill myself

51. (Pennsylvania) (22↑, 74↓)
A state which is full of drugs and alcohol and is disguised as nice by it's forests and mountains. To most people who have moved from out of state it is a horrible place. The people are ignorant and lame. The small towns of this state are infested with drunkers and druggies.

Pennsylvania is a horrible state. Visit or move at your own risk of being tortured by the bordome od nowhere to go and the ignorance and rudeness of the people.

Author: Billybobpatrioticpride http://pennsylvania.urbanup.com/1918471
52. (Pennsylvania) (16↑, 77↓)
An East Coast state which is generally regarded in a incredibly negative light by travelers and tourists, it's one redeeming factor being the infamous Philly cheesesteak.

(example deemed unnecessary, being as it would merely restate every other example on this page.)

53. (pennsylvania) (55↑, 124↓)
The only Northeastern state full of hicks. The Philadelphia area is the exception to the hicks statement. There's also way too much Christian/Catholic tradition and too many Christian/Catholic schools and colleges. Ultimately, the state is just plain boring, and really not advancing in the least bit. It's almost like if you are heading to PA you're actually heading backwards in time.

Pennsylvania? (yawn)

54. (Pennsylvania) (43↑, 124↓)
Rude - The people that live in this state are the rudest people ever to live on this planet.

How can anyone deal with the pennsylvania attitude in this room.

Author: Pennsylvania hater http://pennsylvania.urbanup.com/1135506
55. (Pennsylvania) (45↑, 132↓)
Pennsylvania is home to the best college in the country, Penn State. Pennsylvania is better than some states -- as previously stated, Kentucky, Alabama, Alaska, West Virginia, and Iowa. That is where the list ends. Pennsylvania consists of the fattest people in the US - Pittsburgh, and the most obnoxious people in the US - Philadelphia. Both football teams are wildly overrated, and both cities have trouble winning national championships. The entire state smells of cow manure. Can you say "country"? Beer must be purchased in 192 ounce increments, and liquor in a separate store. There are no beaches. There are no casinos. There are no good baseball teams. The Flyers. The Sixers. The Eagles. The Steelers. Smarty Jones. Obviously, the state has a problem with choking in the big game. And everyone has the clap.

"Man, Pennsylvania sucks. let's go to a better state."

Related: pa, philadelphia, pittsburgh, philly, new jersey, town, boring, amish, allentown, pennsyltucky, redneck, scranton, city, ghetto, new york, sex, steelers, coal, college, shit, beer, maryland, ohio, school, ass, delaware, erie, california, driving, hell, hick, high, kentucky, rednecks, state, suburb, west virginia, alabama, bucks county, drinking
Last updated: 2012.03.01

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

Игры ⚽ Поможем написать курсовую

Look at other dictionaries:

  • Pennsylvania — • One of the thirteen original United States of America Catholic Encyclopedia. Kevin Knight. 2006. Pennsylvania     Pennsylvania     † …   Catholic encyclopedia

  • Pennsylvania — (Details) (Details) …   Deutsch Wikipedia

  • PENNSYLVANIA — PENNSYLVANIA, one of the 13 original states of the U.S.; general population 12,283,000 (2001), Jewish population 282,000 (est.), 2.3% of the total. Pennsylvania has nearly 30 cities and towns numbering over 100 Jews each, nine of which have over… …   Encyclopedia of Judaism

  • Pennsylvania — (State of Pennsylvania [spr. Steht of Pennsylwehnie]; officielle Abkürzung: Pa., seltner Penn.), einer der ursprünglichen 13 Staaten der nordamerikanischen Union, jetzt einer der sechs sogenannten Mittelstaaten, nächst New York der volkreichste u …   Pierer's Universal-Lexikon

  • Pennsylvania — American colony, later U.S. state, 1681, lit. Penn s Woods, a hybrid formed from the surname Penn (Welsh, lit. head ) + L. sylvania (see SYLVAN (Cf. sylvan)). Not named for William Penn, the proprietor, but, on suggestion of Charles II, for Penn… …   Etymology dictionary

  • Pennsylvania — → Pensilvania …   Diccionario panhispánico de dudas

  • Pennsylvania — [pen΄səl vān′yə; ] occas [., pen′səlvā′nē ə] [after father of PENN1 William + L sylvania, wooded (land), fem. of sylvanus < sylva, silva, forest: see SYLVAN] Middle Atlantic State of the NE U.S.: one of the 13 original states; 44,817 sq mi… …   English World dictionary

  • Pennsylvania — This article is about the U.S. State of Pennsylvania. For other uses, see Pennsylvania (disambiguation). Pensilvania redirects here. For the town in Colombia, see Pensilvania, Caldas. Commonwealth of Pennsylvania …   Wikipedia

  • Pennsylvania — /pen seuhl vayn yeuh, vay nee euh/, n. a state in the E United States. 11,886,728; 45,333 sq. mi. (117,410 sq. km). Cap.: Harrisburg. Abbr.: PA (for use with zip code), Pa., Penn., Penna. * * * I officially Commonwealth of Pennsylvania State (pop …   Universalium

  • Pennsylvania — Penn|syl|va|nia [pɛnsɪl veɪnjə], Penn|syl|va|ni|en […zɪl…]; s: Bundesstaat der USA. * * * Pennsylvania   [englisch pensl veɪnjə], Abkürzung Pa., postamtlich PA, Bundesstaat im Nordosten der USA, 119 291 km2, (1999) 11,994 Mio. Einwohner (1790:… …   Universal-Lexikon

  • Pennsylvania — Pennsylvanie Pennsylvania Commonwealth of Pennsylvania Commonwealth de Pennsylvanie …   Wikipédia en Français

Share the article and excerpts

Direct link
… Do a right-click on the link above
and select “Copy Link”